I am now a "brother"! :'D

Through much effort and much gore, I can claim myself a "brother". To whom? None other than the magestic King Henry of course! He flew into the battlefield like a unicorn with an angel on it's back...er, I mean, a blood covered G-d of wrath. Either way, it was a once in a lifetime scene. Mmmm...I can just imagine Henry with me, the two of us living happily together and bonding.....uhhh, in a manly way of course! We would ride into sunsets as we discuss the eventful day we both shed our blood for our country. It pleases me that I am one of the few to be called "brother". Oh King Henry, I respect you now more than ever.

-Random Soldier: Edward Cullen